The 10 kinds of Bedroom Anacondas (D!CKS) Women Love

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Not all bedroom anacondas are the same, and not all of them pleasure a woman the same way. There are different kinds offering different levels of pleasure.

Women revealed what they want and why :

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1 The Grower. We all know this as one of the two most-prominent classifications of the pen_is. This is the more discreet type, because you never know just how long and big it can go, unless you go all the way with the guy. At first it might seem small, but rub it just a little and it grows 2 to 3 times its flaccid size. Magic!

2 The Shower. These are those di_cks that seem mighty impressive and imposing even while in pants. The shower types are really showy, but when they get hard, the initial size and length isn’t any different.

3 The Banana. Well, the name is a giveaway. This kind of monkey pole is shaped and bent just like a banana. They may be dangling straight out when flaccid, but when they get hard, they bend down. This may make it appear small, but try it out for size; you might be surprised by how perfectly it rubs against your clito_ris, and even your G-spot, with every thrust.

4 The Thor. This pe_nis isn’t all big and ripped like the comic book hero. We called this pe_nis type Thor because it’s shaped like a hammer. The head is big and the shaft is small, like a mushroom. This di_ck is perfect for touching the entirety of your vag_inal walls—and, with shallow thrusts, your G-spot.

5 The Shroom. The mushroom manh_ood looks much like The Thor, but with more, shall we say, exaggerated features. It is typically smaller in size, and the head is more rounded, like an umbrella or a mushroom cap. To get the most of it, you’d better opt for dog_gy to allow for deeper thrusting, while making the base gratifyingly rub against your cl_itoris.

6 The “S.” This is a seemingly slithering purple monster, because it bends to one side and the other in an “S” shape. Despite its distorted shape, don’t write off this schlong as a freak of nature, because it may just make you a freak in bed. Depending on him and how he can make the most of his package, you can achieve “O” due to the tingling effect this shape brings.

7 The Chode. Wider than it is long, it is the Danny DeVito of pe_nises. But don’t be turned off by this stump just yet. Though it can be very wide and typically stands at 4 to 5 inches, it can be very pleasurable, as it will satisfactorily fill every nook and cranny of your vagi_na. With deep thrusts, you can achieve maximum clim_ax with this little fellow. Just be sure to have enough lubri_cation.

8 The Pencil. This love rod is, indeed, as straight as a rod. It appears straight and slim like a pencil. Its head is also almost the same width as the shaft, making it look very sleek and elongated. While this can be long, “wide” ladies won’t get much of that friction they need to get off. It can also poke your cervix, making se_x painful. Woman on top and spooning are good positions.

9 The Carrot. The Carrot is perhaps the most desirable pe_nis for women. It is slim in the end and gradually becomes thick at the base. The head is smaller and the shaft is bigger, forming a soft triangular shape that gives gradual pleasure to any woman in any position. Penetration is easy and sleek, but as the stiffy goes in deeper, the “ooh la la” sensations increase.

10 The Angry Wrestler. This pe_nis seems angry when ere_ct, because it has veins popping out all over it. It looks veiny, but a se_xier way to put it is “angry.” So this angry old chap can turn you on as you take in the veins lining up its length. There’s something primal and raw about this member, and you may even feel a slight, yet surprisingly awesome-feeling, throbbing of the veins inside you, giving you a subtle vibrating effect.

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